Seen In A Callander Bookshop

The London Philharmonic Orchestra
A Chapter of the Klu Klux Clan
A hologram of Michaelangelo's David
Toulouse Lautrec on stilts A bright yellow Russian tank
15 Welsh hitchhikers
An ashtray made of earwax
A giraffe smoking a cheroot
A banana with behavioural issues
A cartload of mystical cabbages
A small Burns supper
Ailsa Craig in a snowstorm
The Charge of the Light Brigade
The Emperor Nero's bath
The Glenfinnan viaduct
A Gaelic choir from Lewis
Apuleius's lost novel Hermagoras
A radioactive elephant
The Big Grey Man of Ben McDui
De Tribus Impostoribus Mundi
The entire remaining cast of Star Wars
Thirty Glaswegian rappers wearing lycra
A dispenser of deep fried centipedes, kebbabed