Seriously Poem by Shane Markie

So you think your personally polarizing political and one sided religious convictions ought to simply make me feel everything besides miserably terrible in the guise of this ongoing so-called long distance relationship?

As a matter of fact, you needn't worry as much as you ought to,
sińce in all honesty, your pretending to be supposedly honest with me apparently for all intents and purposes you propose supposedly isn't working.