Signs That Make Me Smile Poem by Ray Feasey

Caution this drinks hot they say
Best not throw it on oneself today
Perhaps just wait until it’s colder
By then I’ll be 10 minutes older

Do not use lift in case of fire?
Sign in Belgium hotel said
Oh well if there is a fire tonight
I’ll use the stairs to go to bed! !

Light the blue touch paper then retire
The note on firework warned me
So the cost of the firework is rather more
As I give up my job and be lonely

Clean this toilet seat with soapy water
I saw as I read my unexpected remit
Yet if it was down I’d not see and then
Would someone else have to clean it?

Mandatory 2 hour parking in this space
It said on the post by the meter
Well that’s put me out for all the day
I only needed 20 minutes to meet her