Michael Morris


Silly Limericks - Poem by Michael Morris

There was a young lady called Grace
And she had a beautiful face
When she went for a run
In the park for some fun
She always came first in the race.

There was a young lady called Maddy
Who hid her cash in a tea caddy
But when Christmas came round
She’d not even a pound
‘Cause she’d lent all her dough to her Daddy

There was a young fellow called Louis
Who would never eat anything chewy
When he went for a take out
In spots he would break out
Unless he could have some chop suey


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  • Wes Vogler (1/18/2016 2:50:00 AM)


    Fun stuff I encourage you, sir (Report) Reply

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    World Champion Grand Dad! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, January 12, 2006



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