WES Vogler

WES Vogler Poems

Seems our Bud is the subject today
What's he done now... do they say?
Let's check it out
'Cause without any doubt

Yike's been playing our man for a fool
Right behind, all the time, with a drool
And, when informed,
Back Oogie stormed,

(limerick) When The Staff Is In Charge

Our local news station's been bought by the staff
Professionalism? Oh, don't make me laugh

(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty# 615

Although some LIKE steam rollers... not I
'Twas encountered unbidden, that's why

This fading away is a wonderment
Some worrying here has been underwent
Who will be next?
Everyone's vexed!

The new typist was given the spiel
Of the SPCA... how they feel
"That's all very well."
Said our dear Isabel

(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty #680

Be of good cheer, O Toro, my friend
This may not be just what you portend

Budgies do not require gravel for feeding
In fact it could cause some internal bleeding
For years we were taught
Grit was needed ... but's not

One more day in the life of the lads
The goods come along with the bads
We witness the scenes
We follow routines

The other day I was searching for bad jokes
and I had to get them out of my head
so I am passing them on to you

(limerick)Intro To A Tom Swifty# 616

Once again I forgot my dern keys
I'm outside looking in, if you please

(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty # 706

I think naught but of you through the days
In so many alternative ways

(limerick) Tenth Anniversary Is Tin

So our tenth anniversary is here
We cherish it as something dear

(limerick) Subject ... Canucks

It is time once again for a pome
For a subject I carefully comb

You are constantly in error with your dubious commands.
I would suggest that you are due for an overhaul'
"you cannot make duplicate comments" (when none are made)
It is none of your blessed business how many letters I use in a comment. Try to reign in your ego.

there'd be......

Catchy hang-from-the-ceiling fly paper
designed in a plaid as a caper

What a pretty girl our Elouise is
And her voice it perpetu'ly pleases
But she always wears slacks
Perfection she lacks

Since the water's turned off, Eleanor
The kitchen tap's toweled.What's more...
Not to play the fool
I put a stool

"It is time to go home." he was told
By his girl, "You have been good as gold.
Your cage has been cleaned...
The puppy's been weaned...

WES Vogler Biography

Twenty-two years with the telephone company as a records clerk and twenty-two years as the proprietor of a second-hand book store, " Babbling Books" Since retired and watching my children and grand-children develop character. My wife, Donna, is still leading me around on a short leash. I am of the old school.. " If it doesn't rhyme it isn't poetry." maybe rhetoric, but not poetry. 'Art is discipline'.(Leonardo da Vinci))

The Best Poem Of WES Vogler

(limerick)early Days With Oogie# 161

Seems our Bud is the subject today
What's he done now... do they say?
Let's check it out
'Cause without any doubt
He's the one you would go to for 'fey'

WES Vogler Comments

Mahtab Bangalee 15 February 2019

WES Vogler one of the best and perfect limerick writer of the world

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Kumarmani Mahakul 12 February 2019

WES Vogler is a very nice and kind poet of this age who has gained fame internationally. Many readers love the poems written by him and get unlimited fun. He has got a title of honour as, ' Cheerful Epitome, ' due to his high literary perseverance and performance. There are many things to learn from him. He is well known as WES Uncle and Vogler Uncle. We love reading his poems. His is master in penning beautiful Limerick. We get real fun reading his philosophic poems.

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Kumarmani Mahakul 02 October 2018

On behalf of all fellow poets, PH Family and our Mahakul family we offer a title of honour to poet WES Vogler born on 3 May 1930 in Vancouver BC Canada, as Cheerful Epitome. From today on-wards he will be known as Cheerful Epitome WES Vogler. We hope all poets and visitors will accept this. We congratulate and wish him all the best. This title of honour is offered to him due to his valuable contribution to the world literature.

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Robert Murray Smith 03 June 2018

Wes, a master of the absurd in every word. Brilliant!

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WES Vogler Quotes

'Everyone should be fed, Tucked each night into bed, And live in a magical palacy.'

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