Snob Poem by patch work

I've never claimed to be anything more,
nary a poet nor poem connoisseur.
I just like to have fun with words that rhyme,
innocently scribbling verbage line after line.
So why must those with their heads up their azz,
colonoscopize me and then complain about my gas.
Maybe there should be a disclaimer....
only here, can real poets post,
you must be accredited with language or yer azz is toast.
I simply didn't realize how serious this was,
I humbly apologize to the MASTERS because,
although I'm a novice of words and their placement
I'm staying right here until they ban my arrangements.