Slim Jim's, donuts, cakes and pies
Extra-Thick chocolate milk shakes, burgers and fries,
they scream conjuring twisted lullabies.
My ears covered I can still hear their cries.
If I could be anyone I wanted to be,
I'd choose Elly Mae Clampet living in Beverly.
I can have all the critters I want and play all day long,
until it's suppertime and Paw sings me a song.
POP...goes the weasel
BANG...goes the gun,
no longer celibate and
not sure which was more fun?