So Much For Chemistry Poem by Susan Alldred Lugton

Chemistry learned at school,
with the bunsen burner.
Then appeared a new rule,
a new type of burner.

Hormones, boy meets a girl,
chemistry at night.
Two passions soon unfurl,
they combine and ignite.

What an experiment;
orgasm, dizzy delight.
Exhausted, nothing meant,
the chemistry not right.

So from lessons at school,
there is a jolly good rule.
Look after your chemistry
or you will end up the fool.