Socket Muppet Poem by John Sensele

Wet blanket and socket muppet, leave me alone to breathe
Easy, to inhale optimum oxygen
To exhale carbon dioxide and to bathe
My lungs clean and to reject a toxic antigen.

Wet blanket and socket muppet, fly away your seasonal poison
Which slays peace, delays progress and strays
Into packs of blues, spoils stews and jams reason
Which fights flights of calm and disarms lie sprays.

Wet blanket and socket muppet, cut loose and vamoose
As fast as you can cos my cast can't condone your diphtheria
That protrudes in stability homes and inconveniences a goose
That minds his own business, lessening hysteria.

Wet blanket and socket muppet, ferry in buses lasses
Whose lives torn to shreds beg for a second chance
To build anew and to field fresh idea fragments in classic classes
Initiated to better the lot of Fugees in France at a glance.

Wet blanket and socket muppet, leave me alone to breathe
Easy, to inhale optimum oxygen
To exhale carbon dioxide and to bathe
My lungs clean and to reject a toxic antigen.