Oo ah ow me legs
Feel like a couple wooden pegs,
Oo ow oh jeeeeeeeeez
The pain in me bloody knees
Arthritic fingers, arthritic thumb
Je my big toe ow me bum!
Me neck and shoulder
God my back
I think I`m having an heart attack
I`ve had two new hips,
Hip hip hooray
will I last another day
Doreen, Doreen be a doll
And pass the paracetamol
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I would like to translate this poem
Hi Archie, I think you ad an art attack, I like it!