Spam Poem by Edward Rhodes

Spam



(Written with the help of innumerable anonymous people behind computers)

You keep sending me e-mails
I read them every day
What is that that you’re trying to say?
Is there some message here for me?
Ballerina vacuum cleaner
Grand-piano debutante
Hibernates accidentally
From dust bunny alchemists
Ruffian felines, rascally detractors
Laugh out loud
Then feel nagging remorse
Silently
Knowingly
Self-flagellating cowards
From beyond the lunatic fringe
Fruit cake panics
But respectable
And highly paid
And from behind
Defined
By the raving screams
Of mastodons
Flying into a ginger rage
Psychotic, single-handedly
Treacherously, from distant snows
Pay CEOs
For lovely ballerinas
Or shabby dilettantes
Reminiscing about lost glory
Trembling feverishly
Amorously
Seductively
Squeaking with desire
At scientifically-proven breakthroughs
How shall I respond?
Click on the link?
Or view as a web page?
We do our best to satisfy

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