Spam I Am Poem by John Leroy Maxwell

Hello, Ma'am my name is Spam, and I thought I'd just sneak in..
And by the time I finish, and leave your site, your patience
will have worn very thin..
Right now I'm selling insurance, it's Life and Accident too..
No medical exam, no waiting period, and no agent will ever call you.
How about a trip to China, a country that's very nice.. All I need
is your credit card number.. So enjoy, but don't eat the rice..
Donate your car to a worthy cause, you can deduct it from
your tax.. But first clean it out, we don't want your junk..
But leave the spare and the jack.. Marijuana Reform for the sick
and depressed.. It's a High priority cause, if you openly get
my point.. Your name will never be used at all..
Heck, we'll even send you a joint..