Statutory Banking Poem by pssive w nker

You do not owe for putting up
with interesting or ongoing loan
You present in perfect check
with fine arssets to balance and
ticked on as best…
but when felon holds up with
dufflebag and enters the bank
investments grow and movement
is greeted with topped up tanks
so paying attention is profitable each day
and overnight lay-bys adds capital to pay
slips and receipts and journals are stamped
and if you go down to the cellar, fine gold is pure damp
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