Statutory Rape Poem by Randy Johnson

My daughter is only thirteen and you're twenty-two.
You seduced her and now I'm going to call the law on you.
You're thinking about running but you can't escape.
The police will arrest you for statutory rape.

It's my job to protect my daughter from creeps like you.
You're really going to regret what you did when I'm through.
You took advantadge of a sweet girl and now you'll pay the price.
In the future if you consider seducing another teenager, maybe you'll think twice.