Steer Clear Of Sweet Mary's Kin Poem by Edwin Tanguma

Steer Clear Of Sweet Mary's Kin

There is one thing
I can say about Mary
She sure is voluptuous
Although she is quite scary

She is nuts too
She gets it from her mother
Her whole family's crazy
Wait til you see her brother

He is skinny
When he speaks no one listens
Everyone knows he's batty
Oh boy do his eyes glisten

It's all the drugs
They do keep him sedated
But if you were to ask me
I'd say they're overrated

They just don't work
His belfry is filled wits bats
And when if comes to Mary
She's really obsessed with cats

What can I say
American Home Products
Had inside information
Now there's ConAgra with Luck's

What do I know
Steer clear of sweet Mary's kin
If your soul is of faint heart
You'll end up drinking dry Gin

. 11/11/2016