this isn't about Jesus
should it be?
probably
i'm actually donating it to a certain poet
who goes by unknown
we all know him- her-
dangit, darnit, dammit
i don't know their gender
should i?
maybe
this is going to screw up the color scheme,
theme, i'm tho tho thorry...
girls like rust, right?
last time i was in Home Depot
i asked where the old nails were.
'you know, the nails used in coffins
back when Dracula dropped it like it was hot'
the dude holding a shower rod
looked at me funny
so i did it back
like he was weird.
that rod was weird
showers are super weird....
anyways, i left with a pack of mentos
because they don't belong there
do i always have to put things back where they go?
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
This rocks! Mentos in a hardware store? ? Why? Hysterical! Hopefully you paid for them!