It's Friday
which means it's crazy where I live.
The noise level went from a box fan
to stadium seating
...
I want to make a crooked paper weight with you
hands on the pottery wheel, just like Swayze.
Brush your teeth first, ghosts eat garlic
...
brushing my teeth too long.
mouth wash
swishing slowly, falling asleep at the sink
...
Hi poets.
it's time I graced you with my dark purple presence,
peasants and the poor alike...
...
There are a couple of boys
ditching Summer school, skate boarding
down my street.
...
I gave a guy a fried egg sandwich today-
I knew there was a hair on the plate and I found humor
instead of a napkin before I served it to him.
...
it's not that i can't smile
when you look at me
i can,
...
you don't like when i pinch my lip,
because i'm about to say something
that's over your head
and you can't duck when it's my voice
...
the toaster oven ticks constantly
reminding me something is almost ready to
burn my tongue
make me curse
...
it's a million little pricks to my heart
the way the strings speak in tongues
if only I could dance the way they do
without feeling like there's toilet paper
...
this isn't about Jesus
should it be?
probably
...
I can't believe that show is still airing.
Let's welcome back Kotter
and tell Grimm
to hit the road
...
but it's on a Friday this year!
you know you are super giddy about that,
even if you're old and out of school
and you work Friday nights or Saturday mornings...
...
have you figured out how to click on poems
when the home page doesn't load?
or forum
or top 500
...
I can do purple. I have a lavender tongue
when I'm eating plums,
or red seedless grapes
that aren't even red, or on the spectral coordinates
...
if words were unnecessary
we wouldn't have poets, storytellers, pen pals, authors,
publishers, cleared houses,99 cent stores,
or mechanical pencils
...
I love that you resemble an inmate,
drive a nissan altima
and give women flowers when they cry
which waters down my admiration
...
if the Bible said that we should all submit to each others poetry
we would be out of one's tree, berserk in the kitchen
rounding the bend
at a dead end
...
I am a lover of art and music and strange people. I like to sit in the park and watch things. I am eccentric and scare people half the time. It is what makes me me. O dark hour come and sit with me~)
Friday Night Lights
It's Friday
which means it's crazy where I live.
The noise level went from a box fan
to stadium seating
to what are we eating for dinner tonight?
I'm only in college, good grief.
Why can't my roommates follow directions
on a box of Kraft mac 'n cheese?
Butter. Milk. Water. Noodles. Process powdered cheese.
Use the microwave dammit!
Climb a dollar tree!
There's a week old polish dog
sitting in the fridge. It has a nice green mustache.
That means it's aged well and should be
taken seriously.
'Just eat it Gary! It's green!
Green means it's healthy! '
He told me my eyes were fat
after that.
Friday night... light me up Pandora
and lock my door, uh...
don't slip me notes under the crack
asking if you can borrow my car.
Samantha is the girl next door
Gary wants to pound. He's gay. He still doesn't get it.
It's okay. I told him to walk into the closet,
find his balls, then walk out again...
Eleven p.m. here in Boston on Friday night-
almost Saturday. Nobody has much to say
at a donut shop on Saturday morning,
because nobody is there!
Everyone will wake up at noon
and ask what's for breakfast
and there will be a now questionable
eight day old polish dog
sitting in the fridge...
She made me have a very large bowel movement after I read one of her poems about having a bowel movement, and for that I thank her. She's GOOD too! She's the younger, female, slightly dyke-ish, but still pretty hot cousin I never had.
no finer woman on the planet can she be cloned?