Superhero! Poem by Khadim Hussain

I’m a superhero,
I don’t wear flashy costume
Or my underwear over my pants.

I can not climb up walls
Change shape
Fly or have the strength of fifty men.

My superpowers are simple
My breath will make anyone faint
A burp makes even the hardened criminal cry.

When I take my shoes off
People within fifty feet radius
- Faint.

The power in my underarms
Is such people want
To crawl away and die.

When the villains get wind of me,
They don’t stay to fight,
Just Flee.

The name they fear is
Pong!
Captain Pong!