Talk To My Bottom... Poem by Aleksandra Szymanska

This is voice -to- bottom technology,
somebody owes me apology...
In the lavatory I let something out
and it spoke, so it sounded very loud...

Now I ponder on Olympics 2012:
does the 3D involve magical ELF?
To know the score of your favourite team
just go to the loo - as you'll pee it will stream...

This is voice -to- bottom technology,
somebody owes me apology...
God teaches to let go, but I'm not a forgiver
I didn't agree to be a broadcasting receiver...