Tartan Skirt Poem by Randy McClave

With me if a woman wants to flirt
Please wear a tartan skirt,
Then if she wants to really excite and please
Let that skirt be above her knees.
When flirtation to me is truly meant
Please, also have a Scottish accent,
I also like it when a woman is brassy
Especially when I call her my Lassie.
Whenever I see a woman dressed in plaid
So very happy is this one lad,
Something about a woman wearing tartan cloth
Causes me to smile and my mouth to froth.

Randy L. McClave