Tee Jay's Delightful Legs Poem by Richard Muirhead

I gaze with pleasure upon those awesome,
lovely legs.
Such perfect beauty, symmetry.I can barely contain myself so I jump into a taxi and go many miles to the Playboytv chat studios.
Rushing into the room, I lie besides Tee Jay.
Then I start to kiss those ankles, thighs, tights.
Up and down - oh! Those perfect curves!

My long red silk gloved fingers caress those two tanned pillars
called legs, ever so slowly. I run a clean feather duster up to her inner thigh.
Just as I`m about to kiss the back of her neck and whisper 'I love you' in her ear, I`m grabbed by a security guard and thrown
into the street.

The last thing I remember is the reflection of her thick, adorable long blonde hair in a pool of water, dancing in the wind.Then I fainted through sheer awe.