Ten Little Dinosaurs Poem by Mrs. Lonelyhearts

Ten Little Dinosaurs drank some wine,
One got drunk and then there were nine
Nine Little Dinosaurs stayed up real late,
One had a bad dream and then there were eight

Eight Little Dinosaurs went to heaven,
One got locked out and then there were seven
Seven Little Dinosaurs got covered in ticks,
One lost all his blood and then there were six

Six Little Dinosaurs found a bee hive,
One got stung and then there were five
Five Little Dinosaurs wanted some more,
One never got any and then there were four

Four Little Dinosaurs all took a pee,
One fell ion and then there were three
Three Little Dinosaurs stepped in some poo,
One got sick and then there were two

Two Little Dinosaurs were all done,
One finished late and then there was one
One Little Dinosaur lifted up a ton,
He got crushed and then there were none.