The Blatant Double Entendre Poem by Wilfred Mellers

The Blatant Double Entendre
'Witter The Side That Feeds The Mind'
Written by: Wilfred Mellers, Saturday, August 9,2014

Understand me, for I am not trying to be rude
But if you were a plate of cooked food, DAM!
Delighting in all you've got that quenches that spot
Hours drift into eternity, for even in my existence, I forgot

Consuming away life's days nonstop
Overflowing to the brink of madness, and I still take it over the top
Flavors exuberate to capacity to the last drop
A vixen's posterior makes my willingness can't even stop

The delicious delicacy of my deviant deliverance
Eyes wide open to a newfound experience
Portly stout as the man I became to substance eaten all night
For sensations worthy of preservation, my sublime delight

I am the fool that turns to gluttony because I'm hungry
For your gourmet luncheonette, I'd sell myself into slavery
You are my favorite sandwich, with lettuce, tomato, and ketchup
A gracious dining experience, toasted honey muffin with syrup

My exquisite brown candy-coated sugar lollipop
Strawberry shortcake and chocolate hot
Pecan pie entered now the juggernaut
Passages concealed now the minstrel unlocked

As the Roaster brings in the morning a new
My stomach engorged with love for you
Fruit's ripe succulent juices flow corners out of sight
They brought me such delight