Xillus Xavier

The Chuck Wagon Incident

A sleepy Chuck Norris
was driving his Taurus,
and dozing, ran a red light.
He t-boned a Mustang,
and out climbed a young gang
of hoodlums ready to fight.

But oh the surprise,
the fear in their eyes
once Chuck stepped from his sedan.
Now feeling in danger,
'The Texas Ranger! ' a few of them screamed
as they ran.

But Norris yelled, 'Halt!
It was all my fault!
You boys got no reason to stress.
Accept my apology;
know that I'm solemnly
sorry for causing this mess.'

'For real? ', one said.
'I thought we were dead! ',
another replied with a laugh.
Ole' Chuck just grinned,
said, 'Just kidding men',
then roundhouse kicked them in half.

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, October 8, 2009
Poem Edited: Sunday, December 18, 2011

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  • Serge Kapol (10/8/2009 9:43:00 PM)

    Lol. Very amusing! I enjoyed it.

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