The Dream Poem by Bob Gibson

I was sat in a classroom, exam papers read
I seem to have a million things, going on in my head
I read it all again but my mind drifted off
So I raised my hand and pretended to cough

Wrote on my body I printed my notes
Math's on my right hand! on the left i have quotes!
Here's a tough question! the answer, I sigh
I'd wrote on my knee just under my thigh

I'll pull down my jeans an just have a look
I'll pretend I'm clumsy an just dropp a book!
With my pants round my ankles, to the right of my knee
Is the answer to question one hundred an three

With the aid of a mirror I'll just have a squiz
I've got the quotation to answer the quiz
People are staring! what do they see
I'm down to my underpants! They’re looking at me!

The professor is asking are they tattoo's
I'm covered in script right down to my shoes!
The whole class is laughing, i wish i was dead
Then i wake up sweating, at home in my bed