The Fool And The Silly Prat Poem by VICTORIA GEORGE

The fool and silly prat went to see
If they could find a pea green boat
They signed onto eBay - it was free
Then they began to gloat

The fool said ‘Silly, I think it’s clear
We can get our boat for free on here”
“How can we do that, my honey? ”
“We’ll buy it then claim back our money”

They surfed away for a year and a day
Til they found the perfect boat
They haggled away and got their own way
Delivered next day for nowt.

A PayPal dispute was opened in time
By these two nasty young crooks
They managed to claw back every last dime
With not a stain on their books

For a laugh a good measure
They badmouthed that seller
Whose feedback had been pretty good
He’s now in the gutter
With no bread and butter
Mobile home where his house had once stood

copyright Victoria George