The Last Statement Of The Arab League Poem by Istabraq Al Ahmadi

Enough is enough!

We will….
take an overdose of Viagra and
We will….
name our enemy.
We will….
not keep waiting for the coming of Jesus.
We will….
liberate Palestine.
Because it is 'the bride of our Arabism.'
And the cradle of prophethood.
And the brand of both our victory and defeat.

We will….
save the last olive tree.
And we will….
plant many more.

We will….
unite to bring all
The Palestinian refugees back to
The land of their fathers, their grandfathers,
their sons and their grandsons.
We will….
bring them to the land
They were born in and for.

And to do that.....

We will….
Ask the help of all our Arab fat comrades
Who worship their bellies, their pockets
and that which is between their thighs
And we will….
Ask the help of all their paper armies.

We will….
Ask the advice of Bashar Al Assad,
Hezbollah, the Iraqi militias, ISIS, and Houthis.

We will….
fight our last war, hand in hand
With our Arab youthful face bookers and
The football fans of Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo
And we will….
be hailed by the dancers
Of the Pyramid Street of Egypt.

Before

The

last

word

was

delivered,

The news came out that USA and Israel
Are ready to offer help to the Arab League
And that they wish the Arab Leaguers good luck.
The latter cried shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom,
Shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom
Shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom,
Shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom,
Shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom,
I can still hear them crying shalom.