The Lioness Poem by Ibn Ali

Have you seen anything more weird,
Than a man without a beard,
His chin is silky smooth,
They all think he's cute,
But cute should be for puppies,
A real man's look is rugged,
He's not effeminate,
Cos a lion less its mane
Looks more like a lioness,
Men weren't meant for pretty faces,
Let's leave that for the ladies,
Don't alter God's creation,
By pruning and shaving,
Thereby emasculating,
Women know more about fashion,
This, no doubt, is true,
But if you let your woman dress you,
You'd be camper for it too