There once was a parrot name Jack, who thought himeself quite a lad, but one day he met a Goose who decided he was too loose.
Jack tried to chat up the Goose, but the Goose had other games in mind and she stuck a carrot up jack's (well you get the picture) .
Now Jack being proud, did not tell his mates, that he had been bested by a Goose nor the fact he had to remove a carrot form his....I suspect that's what you get for being so smart.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem