The 'Poem A Day' Project ~ Day 146 Poem by Flying Lemming

The definition of happy is a dog with a squeaky toy
The definition of waste is a life spent with no joy
The definition of hard is a safe filled with cement
The definition of pain is a zipper accident
The definition of annoying is a squealing snorting laugh
The definition of startling is a blue whale in your bath
The definition of confused is my nan with a video player
The definition of surprising is a nun rocking to Slayer
The definition of style is me out in my hat
The definition of deluded is me just saying that
The definition of government is throwing money away
The definition of compulsion is doing a poem a day