The 'Poem A Day' Project ~ Day 276 Poem by Flying Lemming

Welcome to you one and all
To this exciting demonstration
To prove right now without doubt
Our safes are the best in the nation
We have our latest model here
And as our guest coming today
We have the world’s best safe cracker
Who I hear is on his way

Yes I speak of Diamond Dexter
The well known master thief
There is no safe he cannot crack
That has been his belief
But we hope to show you all
That our latest will withstand
Any attack from anyone
Up and down the land

You will recall his past exploits
The grand things he has done
They are all over the papers
And followed by everyone
The gold from Monte Carlo
He managed to easily steal
The guards at the tower of London
Still think their jewels are real

Not knowing the genuine items
Are added to his stash
Along with riches and treasures
And countless bundles of cash
He invaded the centre of Fort Knox
Left security there in a spin
I know when you see he has met his match
Your orders will come flooding in

Now just let me answer this call
No doubt news of our infamous star
…
I’m afraid he wont be joining us today
He’s locked his keys in his car