The Poopie Dictionary Poem by The Original Tom Maxwell

The Original: Tom maxwell © 10/18/2024 AD

Everyone has thoughts, feelings & emotions,
From things, they say and do, this is a list,
For those, who look in the toilet, after they poo.

Atomic Poopie: It can feel like you're on fire, when it comes out,
Then you're ass still burns, after your finished
Dangling Poopie: You know you're finished, although, it refuses,
To fall, so you shake your ass, until it does.
Surprise Poopie: You feel, and think you are just going to,
Release some gas, then oops, you poopie.
Upper class Poopie: The kind of poopie, that does not smell.
Liquid Poopie: It shoots out very fast, and splashes, all over,
You and the toilet bowl.
Invisible Poopie; You feel the poopie, come out of you, although,
There is none, in the toilet bowl.
Lincoln Log Poopie: This poopie is so big, you may be afraid to
Flush, until you break it up.
Spinal tap Poopie; It hurts so much coming out, you think,
It is leaving you sideways.

Clean Poopie: You felt it come out, it's in the toilet, none on the,
Toilet paper.
I Wish I Could Poopie: You feel like you have to go, you want to,
All you do is sit, and fart a few times.
Second Chance Poopie: You have finished pooping, you pull up,
Your pants, then you have to poop again.
Popping Veins in Your Head Poopie: You strain so hard to push,
It out, you think your head is about to blow up.
Loud Gassey Poopie: So noisy, when you finish, and walk out,
Of the restroom, everyone is laughing.
Drinkers Poopie: After hours of drinking, it's trade mark,
Are the skid marks, in the bottom of the
Toilet bowl.
You Ate Corn Poopie: Self - explanatory.
Off to the Races Poopie: Out of nowhere, you have to poopie,
You can feel it's about blast off time,
Your running to the bathroom, undoing,
Your pants, hoping you make it.
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