The Rudolph Conspiracy Poem by David Francis Carter

An endearing image of Christmas is Rudolph
His nose all aglow
But I've got a secret to tell you
Something Santa don't want you to know
For reindeer as Winter approaches
The boys their antlers they shed
While in complete contrast the girls keep theirs on their head
So when you see pictures of Rudolph
With majestic antlers on show
It means that he is really a SHE
At the front of the sleigh in the snow
So it seems for years we've all been duped
And it is plain to see
That Santa's pulled the wool over our eyes in a North Pole conspiracy
Merry Christmas