The Toad And His Keeper Poem by Percy Dovetonsils

The cardboard fans
sit in the stands
rooting for covid negative
players.

The servile AG
sics the Border Patrol
on blue state cities
and their Democratic mayors.

The bombastic portrayer
paints peaceful protesters
as treasonous betrayers
and violent naysayers.

He wages war on blue cities
to win back Tea Party strayers
and when he loses the election
he plans to be a stayer.

Why surrender a White House he won
helped by his keeper, Vladimir Putin?
What they stole once, they can steal again.
Double down on dirty....a win is a win.