The Toilet Paper Fiasco Poem by Bryan Corbett

stranded on an island
alone
civilization so close
yet so far

no phone to call for help
no bottle to send a message
civilization so close
yet so far

this isn't the first time
nor will it be the last
civilization so close
yet so far

a castaway
left to my own devices
civilization so close
yet so far

talking to myself
madly trying to figure out
a way off the island
like The Professor
and The Skipper
but here I sit like a Gilligan

what to do?
what to do?
did YOU really
strategically leave
just one single sheet
of toilet paper
on the cardboard tube?
thanks.
thanks a lot.

WILSON!