Spock the Vegan

Spock the Vegan Poems

The universe was very small,
If it had any size at all.
Some say it was a singularity,
But it had infinite density!

Roses are Red
Hydrangeas are blue
We have wed
I will be true

My oldest brother came up with a plan
For tomorrow's April Fools day for the clan.
He replaced the sugar in the bowl with salt.
It was a simple plan, but it had a fault

My sister writes her poems
of the life that she is livin'
She writes of people, places, things,
of memories once given.

I was in a classroom, and in the front position
With many famous scientists and mathematicians.

I saw Einstein, Aristotle, Galileo, and said 'hey'

Oh, Dani,
Five years is
not enough time
to forget your smile

What if the Holy Bible is correct that the
wicked will burn at Christ's second coming?
'For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch'(1)

God made a man, and put him into the garden
Of Eden to dress it and to keep it, and God said,
Don't eat of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, or

Pluto was a planet and now is a dwarf.
That is a reason to make some people barf.

They say that ‘dwarf' is politically incorrect,

Mr. Hing climbed over a garden wall.
It was easy ‘cause he was very tall.
But he caught his pants on a garden rung
and almost changed his name to Mr. Hung.

Aliens came looking when the A-bomb alerted.
Humans with nuclear fission had flirted.
They listened to our radio and watched our TV.
They turned to their buddy and said, 'Golly gee!

The Bridegroom came, but the door was shut.
There were ten, but only five were let in.
I try to be good, but I'm in a rut.
How do I change - where do I begin?

A poem is a tale that is set to rhyme,
Preferably, to some, it meters time.
But some people just write whatever in the world
they want without any rules whatsoever.

Grandpa told me the way to cook
A carp freshly off the hook

No need to clean it or fillet

We divers were told by a man named Gus
When ocean diving, take a feather with us
Tickle the inside of the spout
of the whale to get spit out

I was a wolf north of the Arctic Circle
when I read Broken Fang.
I was Joe Hardy with a bomb at my feet
when I read While the Clock Ticked.

Out for a hike on the trails by the river,
Chilly early morning almost makes me shiver.

Deck over the swamp comes with a guardrail,

A threatened orchid has come to sight,
Used for a drink called Turkish delight
and aphrodisiac and to heal,
for anti-gas and antidiarrheal.

There was a woman from Seattle
Who engaged in lots of prattle
She talked way too much
And gossiped and such

According to the UK's Guardian newspaper, just one of the world's
largest container ships can emit about as much pollution as 50 million cars!
Furthermore, the 15 largest ships in the world emit as much
nitrogen oxide and sulphur oxide as the world's 760 million cars!

Spock the Vegan Biography

Formerly Mr. Spock. I moved from Vulcan to an artificial planet in the Vega system.: -) I started my profession as an electronics test technician. I retired as an engineer. I presented a scientific paper at NCSLI in Toronto in 2000. Poetry is a new hobby since I retired. I was inspired by an uncle, my mother, a sister, and a brother.)

The Best Poem Of Spock the Vegan

Big Bang Creation

The universe was very small,
If it had any size at all.
Some say it was a singularity,
But it had infinite density!
A tremendous explosion then arose,
Said Stephen Hawking and Roger Penrose.
Einstein's Theory of Relativity
Became time's proclivity.

I don't understand it,
No, I don't.

Inflation is the latest truth,
From Physics Professor Alan Guth.
The universe doubled a trillion-trillion X,
In less time that you can cast a hex.
In a trillion-trillionth of a second to be sure,
In time that was not there before!
For the Big Bang was the beginning of time,
And space too, it's called space-time.
Why did gravity not take hold?
It should have, I am told.

I don't understand it,
No, I don't.

But with more reading I confess,
There are more laws that I could guess.
The universe has laws that always hold,
Unless it's super-hot or super-cold.
For super-hot has its own set,
And at super-cold they are all wet.
For each one in its sphere applies,
And I am not telling you lies.
Now the universe is dark and super-hot,
And the strong force is all we've got.
Now inflation has run its time,
And now it's a new paradigm!

I don't understand it,
No, I don't.

After a billionth of a second more,
The weak force can be found for sure.
And the electro-magnetic,
Has come about, oh so quick.
Gravity's the force that cannot be
Unified with the other three.
But Einstein says it's not a force,
And so can't be unified, of course.
For when an object starts to fall,
There is no force there, none at all.
It simply follows a geodesic down,
Until it lands there on the ground.
And then there is a force so great,
A giant crater it does make!

I don't understand it,
No, I don't.

Quarks and electrons have been made,
And gravity has been swayed.
Protons and neutrons do emerge,
When quarks are cooled enough to merge.
At one second from the bang,
We have neutrinos, I proclaim.
Also from the primordial soup,
Radiation did recoup.
Many scientists are now aching
For an explanation to symmetry breaking.
For without it there cannot be
A universe like the one we see.
For antimatter has lost out,
And normal matter is all about.
For if they were in the same amount,
A giant explosion would blast out!

I don't understand it,
No, I don't.

After three minutes it has cooled down
To a billion degrees, but don't frown,
For molecules are coming together,
Hydrogen, helium, and lithium forever.
Electrons don't orbit, but don't fret,
The universe has to be cooler yet.
The universe is now opaque,
Three hundred thousand years it will take,
And then transparent it will be,
So light can shine for eternity!
When COBE satellite looks back,
It takes the data and keeps track.
The scientists then will shout,
'The Steady State Theory is ruled out! '
But other theories are out there,
And so they should all beware,
Lest another's math is found to rule,
And brings them all some ridicule!

I don't understand it,
No, I don't.

Twelve billion years have passed away,
And brought us to the present day,
Where astronomers look at ancient light,
Peering through telescopes in the night.
Edwin Hubble was the first to say,
Most galaxies are moving away.
The conclusion was where he was standing
Was that the universe is expanding.
Two separate teams then made the test
To see when it would come to rest.
But when they had tried everything,
They found it was accelerating!
A dark force has the depravity
To overpower the gravity,
To make the galaxies move apart.
It must have happened near the start.
They say dark energy is positive,
And assign gravity to be negative.
The total that comes out below,
It is a big fat zero!

I don't understand it,
No, I don't.

Some universe theories are very lame,
And some others are quite insane.
Vilenkin proposed and others insist,
It popped out of a vacuum that didn't exist!
Susskind thinks it's made of projections,
And thinks it has only two dimensions.
Hawking, with his wonderful brain,
Says we may live on a 3-brane.
Juan Maldacena did succeed,
To make Stephen Hawking concede.
String theories number about seven,
With dimensions up to eleven.
Eric Lerner wrote a book,
That made me take another look.
Rivers of electric current flow,
And cause planets' auroras to glow.
Alfven's theory may cause some to fall,
As evidenced by the 'Great Wall.'
Clusters of galaxies set the stage,
Older than the universe's entire age.
Feynman solved one of the mysteries:
The universe has multiple histories!

I don't understand it,
No, I don't.

Inflation theories number about fifty,
And none of them is quite so nifty
To answer theories' greatest flaw:
What determined physical law?
Well it was right there in the seed,
Instructions where there was a need,
Programmed by the Master's hand,
In order to produce a land
Where man could grow and face the test.
Those who pass will get His rest.
When quantum theory came to town,
Albert Einstein, he did frown,
He said, 'God does not throw dice.'
Thinking objects can't be twice.
But he was wrong and now I know,
Our free will was the reason so.
Where came the force to make galaxies flee?
God borrowed it from the gravity!
Would a universe just come to be,
With the beauty of super-symmetry?
Physicists, they have their meetings,
With speeches and pleasant greetings.
Some with math and theories bring,
And don't see God's hand in anything.

I don't understand it,
No, I don't.

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Kim Barney 06 February 2020

Spock is like a farmer: He is out standing in his field!

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