Angel of Darkness

Rookie (May 23,1992 / North Carolina)

The Truth About Drunk Driving - Poem by Angel of Darkness

I read this in the paper,
And it really made me think;
That a quarter of all road accidents
Can be blamed... directly... on drink.

Now statistics, they tell you, will never lie,
But be wary of how they're used;
You need your wits about you,
It's easy to get confused.

If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks,
Then sober people have all the rest;
That's 75% if I'm not mistaken,
... (My maths never were the best) .

But I'm not entirely stupid,
And I plan to stay alive;
So I'm gonna start driving drunk,
I'm three times more likely to survive.

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Comments about The Truth About Drunk Driving by Angel of Darkness

  • (11/5/2007 11:05:00 AM)

    Ummmm...yea...about that theory...LOL...It has some flaws...LOL
    I do like the way you can think through things though! ! LOl

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Poem Edited: Friday, July 15, 2011

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