The Ups Man Poem by Dillon Gay

You think you hate 'Shipping & Handling' really badly?
There is something more greater to fear I must tell you sadly
He has come to your town
Wearing an uniform of light brown

When you see him, you are so very excited I shall say
To finally get your deliveries from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or eBay
When you see that big, brown truck
You are so very out of luck

When he hands you the box
It is so very light; is it full of socks?
You open it, frightened by what you see
Not knowing it is your last memory

Pictures of dead bodies all in sight
A fierce feeling in your back feels like a bite
Blood on your hands; you turn around, it has to be a lie!
But The UPS Man is there, waiting for you to die