The Vamp Poem by Charles Hancock

Yes, I did do the crime
So I'll have to do the time
She was dressed so sleazy
Talking me into it was easy

She wanted me to buy her a drink
Struck by her beauty, I didn't think
After all, what could it hurt
She was wearing a very short skirt

Hours passed and spirits flowed
My common sense was overrode
She said she was feeling me
As I finished a Long Island Iced Tea

Then the spider said to the fly
She knew about a money supply
And had a fool-proof plan
But she needed a strong man

Stupid me, I fell for her charade
She's got the cash and I got played
Now I'm in here and she's in Brazil
Killing wasn't part of the deal