Oh how ludicrous the fee,
Guessing contests aren't for free.
Dare I invite every one
But my contest is for fun.
Put first prize to this effect:
You shall win your self respect
Second Prize: What you have won...
To beat all; except for One.
Last, but definitely not First
Third Price means you weren't the worst.
Everyone's a winner here
The best contest of the year.
With thee lowest, lowest fee
Oh, you thought it was for free? !
I was joking, free it is...
Contests are for CON-TEST-TENTS!
Especially if its a fee.
Poets from the land of FREE.
P.X
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem