tiyler durden


To - - Poem by tiyler durden

I am just a whiney assed kid
I can’t take criticism
My girlfriend is not real
I still have to hit puberty
And I do stuff which I did
But say I never did

My girlfriend is on a web site
I have to pay to see her
Her name is Electra
She is a star
I like to jack my self off
All over her
And my monitor!

I live alone
with my big bone-er
I shoot cats! !
and I have really big hands


Comments about To - by tiyler durden

  • (11/16/2005 5:24:00 AM)


    HOW CAN YOU JERK YOURSELF OFF
    IF YOU HAVN'T HIT PUBERTY.
    STILL ITS A COOL POEM.
    IAN
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  • (11/16/2005 1:34:00 AM)


    this is a work of art.... (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Poem Edited: Wednesday, June 2, 2010


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