Tongue Time! Poem by C H Sund

(something for fun)

Warm Up
The Cantor tries to recant
the cant he just delivered
but he can’t just cant
he has to recant the cant

Top of Some Inning

Bird, spurred, flew to third
However it was the third
The word was heard on third
To rid that “turd, ” the bird!

Grand Finale

The mouse ran up the blouse
of the spouse of the man
in the house. Eeks! the spouse
screamed, rid me of this mouse!
The louse, this mouse has entered
my blouse.
So the man, who’s spouse had
the mouse in her blouse did douse the
louse but also the blouse which
made the spouse call the man of the
spouse, a louse… a four letter louse!