Trautliebster Requirements Poem by Margaret Alice

This Pearly, Shiny, Twitching Permit shall not
be interpreted granting exemption from
compliance with subliminal provisions

The Act of Dreams of the Marigold Age
(The Colourful Act of The Diamond
Universe) - oh, joyous law

Any other cuddly, gurgling, woolly, or disturbing
Act, Hamlet, Macbeth, The Moore of Venice,
ordinance, regulation

Runoff water, rebellious water drops, referred to in
the condition of Self Righteousness, complying
with quality requirements

Of Magical Thaumatological Standards, prescribed
in terms of section 21(1) of the Bewitchment Act,
(Act Emerald of The Crystal Age)

Published in Dreamland’s Notice for Beautiful Times
of the Graceful Position of Lotus, with such
affectionate requirements

From time to time determined by the Minister of Magic
and Mayhem; to be drained, contained and restrained,
gravely maintained

In highly irregular, completely befuddling, muddling,
dwarfish, illegal manner - runoff water not complying
with Trautliebster requirements

In Wichtelmännlein Liebkranker condition, as well as
sporadic leachate, leeches, public and private pests,
runaway trucks and merry-go-rounds;

Is liable to confinement by orders of Mary Poppins
and Miss Bianca...