Twilight Poem by John Shea

I loved a vampire once
She was the queen of pain.

She showed me a road not taken
With nothing to gain.

I was a fool to believe that she was that cool
The only problem was that I was a fool.

To fall in love with this blood sucking bitch
Was my downfall after the seven year itch.

So the moral of this story can be
Give it up for who you love
And do it with a smile
Watch out for the the fangs of women
Who love you for awhile.