Typical Bunker Builder Poem by bobby beddoe

Typical Bunker Builder

With the probability of a
Nuclear mushroom today - or some other day,
Forty-four year old Bubba built helter-skelter
A family underground bomb shelter
For his pit, kids, and third wife - in that order!
Also bought a steel container
For his monster diesel mud bogger,
Yeah, boy! It can really get-up-and-go,
Except - it runs a little slow
On the Gulf Freeway at 6: 00 am,
Also on Mo-Pac 1 at 6: 00 pm.
He stocked bunker from ceiling to floor
With Survival food and ammo galore.
So sad, never accepted Jesus - that's for sure;
As for me, I'm going with the rapture!