Uncle Fuzz Poem by Nellie Isabelle Steward Cooper

You may ask: Uncle Fuzz please tell me what makes u such an unusual and exceptional person? ? ?

This expressed with an innocent pleading voice... cherubic- pure innocence... a guileless and sincere expression

U may reply that you said nothing regarding the matter, remaining silent... as you are preoccupied with something else... of far more importance... and certainly much more interesting

Son, I shall tell you this... listen carefully (as u may miss something) because I kid u not, write this down if necessary... lest you forget and once again find that the question must be asked....once again...

Again, again and again, ad infinitum.. forever and forever, then asked once again....

The answer is really quite simple.. I use the Arabic number system, the Roman alphabet and various other devices to maintain and advance my position...

Also, I move upright on two legs, (watch my feet now! ! !)
I have stereoscopic vision and the prehensile grip comes
in handy, at times...

Please bare in mind I employ a civil Gregorian calendar, to keep track of things, and to be as exacting and precise as possible. This may make me unstoppable? ? ?

My mind is very-very sharp as I capture the quintessence, being clever as well as aloof and steadfast. of course there are numerous other attributes and devices... but our time of discussion is rather limited.

Also I have learned quite a bit over the many-many years to enhance my abilities and skills

Not that I have anything against comic books (no not at all) if you enjoy the world of non-reality along with the real world... good for u, good for you... however, please do not completely forget... there is a real world

Drats! ! ! ....

How so very reckless and unpleasant of me to mention this...
obvious fact as u are trying so hard to forget

Shame on me, shame on me... such a low down boring and loquacious rascal... (that's me) how do I live
with myself.! ! !