Virgin Poem by Randy Johnson

When I was eight, I accidentally saw my aunt naked
and now I'm scarred for life.
I've never been able to make love and I'll never have a wife.
My aunt weighs 600 pounds and she has three breasts.
Just remembering those sagging hooters gets me depressed.
I've seen ten girls naked but I never got an erection.
I can't get the image of my aunt's flabby ass out of my mind so those ladies got nothing from me but rejections.
I know that I'll never be able to have sex and it's really scary.
It's because of my aunt's flabby body and her legs that were dirty and hairy.