Voting For The Devil Poem by Randy McClave

If the Devil ran for President
He would surely get my vote,
That is of course if he were a Republican
And if all of our enemies he would smote.
If all immigrants here were deported
And if being gay was against the law,
If carrying guns everywhere was legalized
For him, I would give my last hurrah.
I would vote for the Devil on election day
And I know that my friends would elect him as well,
He would become the leader of our country
As he is also the ruler of Hell.
He would become Americas greatest leader
I would defend every word that he spoke,
His words to me would become the gospel
I would breathe in his beliefs, like sensuous smoke.
If he were a bully and a racist and a bigot
And if he mocked the impaired and the disabled,
If he were an adulterer and a womanizer
"My President", he still would be labeled.
He would be known as our greatest leader
And as our President I would proudly shake his hand,
In Hell, I would support every command that he growled
And his opponents I hope that they all are damned.
He could put a ring of fire around our great country
And into and from Hell there would be a door,
We wouldn't need to worry about the poor or the needy
The Devil would send them all off to die in a war.
We do not need a Democrat as our leader
Even if they are wearing a crown of thorns,
I most certainly will vote for a Republican as our President
Even if he wears a toupee to cover up his horns.
On election day I will vote for that one person
But, only If they have an "R" placed beside their name,
The Devil would then become our next President,
But, only if is a Republican, without remorse or shame.

Randy L. McClave