Wear Clean Underwear Poem by Clyde King

Remember what your momma said
When you were layin' up in your bed
With your blanket pulled over your head?

"Always wear clean underwear
Whenever you go anywhere
Cause your mama can't be everywhere! "

"In case you have an accident
Or have a hospital incident
You might get embarrassed by the event."

"When they pull your bloomers down
And see what made them turn to brown
They'll think you're just a poopy clown! "

The moral of this story is:
Watch how you talk, walk and live
Or people won't care what you give.

When you got on dirty underwear
You stink to everyone everywhere.
"Do what I say! Do you hear! ? "

January 2006