Wear Your Mask Properly Numbnuts!
You see them everywhere you care to look
The numpty club, whose membership's immense
So confident they've been let off the hook
Convinced the guidelines simply make no sense.
They think the masks are all part of some plot
Immunity for them is not required.
The cretans throw their toys out of the cot
When someone hints that they're wrongly attired.
The mask is not to save yourself from us
It's actually, to save ourselves from you
Imagine you've been thrown under a bus
And we're all stood there laughing in the queue
Your method of adornment's NOT the NORM
If all it does is keep your weak chin warm!